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Funny Stuff « Thread Started on Nov 23, 2007, 9:52am »
Yeah, I totally stole this idea from Dark's forums.
Post funny things here.. like quotes, pictures.. jokes, anything. As long as its appropriate.
I'm home sick and bored, as you can see.
Time for the lame joke parade!!
"Do you know why werewolves can't drink Coors Light? Because it's the Silver Bullet."
Q: Why are werewolves better than vampires? A: Werewolves don't have a problem with steaks!
Q: What's worse than giving a vampire a garlic pizza? A: Giving a werewolf silverware!
Q: What's the difference between a werewolf and a werebear? A: About 400 pounds and hibernation.
Q: What do werewolves call runners? A: "Fast food!"
Q: How many people can a werewolf eat on an empty stomach? A: One. After that, his stomach isn't empty anymore!
Q: Why did the werewolf have a stomachache? A: Must've been someone he ate.
Doctor: "Your arteries are almost clogged. Do you eat a lot of fat?" Werewolf: "Yeah, the skinny people run too fast."
And the horribly lame Bumper stickers:
"I used to be a werewolf, but I'm much better nooooOOOOWWWwww ..." "Werewolves have it both ways." "Don't think of it as being mauled by a werewolf. Think of it as acupuncture with REALLY big needles!" "In case of full moon, please carry doggy treats." "Howl if you love werewolves. It's a mating call." "Werewolves: And you think you have monthly worries." "But I like hanging my head out the window." "Warning: I am a werewolf. Prepare to be challenged for alpha status." "Yes, I have my license. Driver or dog?"
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